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| EDITOR'S NOTE ----- Welcome to volume 2. As editor I can print whatever I like, but be forewarned--it's done all in fun! I don't decide on the validity of such internet filth, that's your job. Field reporter Mike Formanek now joins my staff as a writer. Feel free to email me with your snapshots and tales at dchi(at)errthum.com. Any letters to the editor received from DChi's will be posted. Warning: I did not write all of the following, or take the pictures! |
COLUMN 1 GIRL Following the tradition set forth by honorable tabloids, we will feature a pretty lady every volume known as the Column 1 Girl. This C1G is Tracey (Kielmann)Kruse, also known as Danno's wife. After living next door to the Delta Chi's, she fell in love and married the (older) Alumni President, Mr. Kruse. The happy couple now lives in Waucoma and are frequently seen at the House. NEW LEADERSHIP AT DCHI After an amazing 3 terms served by ex-President Mark Bromwich Delta Chi crowns a new Pres. Tony Bradley, shown here with his SS guards, reacts to the street filled crowd's booos after announcing himself dictator. Tony's publicist, Don Sankot, later retracted many of the dict...I mean...President's statements, saying it was all a joke. As for this picture, Don reports Tony El Presidento is practicing for his upcoming soprano lead in the "Sound of Music."WHAT'S IN A NAME Dan Skelton has long been called Skeletor. Originally, it was thought this came from his name. But if you look at this picture with the real Skeletor's image, you see a striking resemblence. Several cultists are now worshipping Dan as the real thing, but he insists he is not. Childhood friends report that Skelton had a model Castle Grey Skull as a child and also 'killed' his He-Man action figure in the microwave. The FBI is sure to be following this one. |
FROM THE EXTREMELY MANLY... Long time Active Joe Parrish was caught on his way to his latest gig. Everyone knows Joe as a performer, but where exactly was he going like this? Our reporter tried to follow Parrish, but was assaulted by him for doing so. Informants at the DChi house were eager with explanation. It appears Joe has entered the steamy world of retirement home stripping! This was learned from co-strippers, Dave Holtz and his side kick "Socks." If you recall, these were the 2 busted in the UNI Public Safety porn ring 2 years back. This writer is very disappointed and sickened at this latest perversion....TO THE VERY WOMANLY This Delta Chi insists on remaining anonymous, but we are searching House composites in search of his identity. All that is known about the picture is what was written on the back:"Once again, dear diary, they have rejected me. I thought this pose would for sure put me in the lead for the cover page. With my fair skin, muscle tone, and good looks, who would dare reject me? I am never going to speak to those idiots at HotRod magazine again!" You make your own calls on this one. WELCOME TO THE SCANDAL Many don't know this, but Northern Iowa's own Troy Beam is currently serving in the House of Representatives. This first picture shows Rep. Beam(R) and his aides after narrowly failing to add the words, "-and for being such a pervert" to the 3rd Article of Impeachment. This next picture was given to me by someone from the mailroom at the magazine company, Hustler. Larry Flint is reportedly going to release this early photo of Troy Beam along with a young Newt Gingrich. Nothing is known about the photo, but do take note of the lipstick on Newt! ...................................................................... |