| HA!!! Sorry critics, we're still here. And to our fans, sorry we took so long to get this out.
Doing this tabloid requires some time and travel. Both get very hampered when your wife has 2 kids
at the same time. I guess they call that having twins. Basically it means I have less time and travel
less. When my kids turn 18 and I kick them out of the house, I will return to putting this periodical
out in a quick fashion. In the mean time, you will have to accept things as they are. Pictures of Actives has been slow lately, but Alumni pics are always in abundance. So, until the Actives do some embarrassing things caught by camera that are presentable here (this is sometimes hard to do), here are updates and the low down dirt on some of our beloved Alumni. As always you can send pictures and stories to: dchi(at)errthum.com or gbv1(at)hotmail.com. |
COLUMN 1 GIRL
ERRTHUM TEAMS UP WITH JEREMY
In his first production as a porn star, Alumnus Troy Errthum has scored big and teamed up with Ron Jeremy Productions.
The movie, "Log Jammin XIV", features Troy and seasoned porn vet, Syren (shown here in the picture).
Details of the plot have yet to be released, but critics are already considering it for awards later this year.
All that have previewed the movie agree it tops the "Log Jammin" series. No firm date has been
set for the release of the video, but is said that it will be out sometime this Winter. Look
for it in adult book stores everywhere.
BESCHORNER GOES PRO
Zach Beschorner has entered the world of Pro Metal Detecting. He started very young under the
tutelage of his father. Together they collected pennies and old keys from open fields. It
started out as a hobby, but now he is serious. Zach has remained in the top 100 Pro Metal
Detectors(Nationally) since his amazing debut this past Spring. Experts in the sport say Zach's age is
a big benefit in his favor. He is quicker and more agile than most of his competitors. The average age in Pro is 53 years old, well above this Gen Xer's
age. Look for him on ESPN3.
COWBOY DIRKX
Many thought earlier this year that Chad Dirkx had moved to Washington state. Truth is he has fulfilled
his long time dream of working for the Dallas Cowboys! Here Chad poses with 2 of the famous Dallas Cowboy
Cheerleaders while on break. What is Chad's job at the Stadium? Why, he's the janitor!
We were able to pick up this news from the Dallas newspapers' police reports. It appears Chad
was involved in some stalking incident (he was the one being stalked). Charges have since been dropped and Chad still works there.
How can a college graduate afford the huge pay cut to work as a janitor? We were very curious in this
question ourselves. So, we put our internet investigators to work and they found out that Chad makes
money from several "Live Cam" smut websites including this one.
We will keep you updated on this article.
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DISHARTENING
"Be very quiet I’m hunting rabbits." Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is our very own Housing Corp leader himself,
about to put the death grip on Bugs Bunny. Tom has been on safari now for the last two years. He is on a plan
where he gradually works his way up to bigger game. "After a few months tracking down the elusive night crawler
I worked my way up through the insects and most of the crustaceans." According to Tom this would be the first
mammal that he has tracked down. "There were a couple of instances that I had a run in with a bat in the attic but I
don’t want that getting around." Well, let us be the first to say good luck Tom and good hunting.
Tom can be reached at the Independence State Mental Health Institute.
MAT SYVERSON, MALE GIGALO
Our staff went looking for Mat Syverson recently. Why Mat? Because Mat's life is the type that
tabloid reporters love--full of fast times, and rock & roll! And, he didn't let us down.
It appears Mr. Syverson has found a way to live a good life for free. Every weekend, Mat scouts out
and attends rich weddings, sometimes as a member of the wedding party. Is he invited? No, he just walks in and fakes like he knows the happy
couple. Then he hits on older rich woman. This picture was taken by our reporter who followed
him to one of these occasions. Mat ended up spending that night and some of the following week with
the woman he is flirting with in the photo. He got some money for his 'services' and then scouted out
a wedding for the next weekend. He of course never leaves his real name and leaves his lover's heart
broken. On this poor lass he used the alias Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo. Older ladies beware!
CAT MODEL
So whatever happened to that bobcat that used to hang out on that log in the House?
Well, we found him. After acting as a conversation piece in the NI Delta Chi house, he decided to go on
to bigger and better things. Ranger now poses for cat magazines. This picture was taken from a recent
'Guide To Cat Breeds'. We wish him luck and hope he comes back to visit occasionally.
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