Hey it's me again!
Hope everyone is safe and sound after the 9/11 attacks and I hope you remain that way.
I would like to take this space to salute all our Delta Chi brethren, particularly those from Northern Iowa, who serve our country in the military.
ROTC, National Guard, and the Reserves have all been well represented in our chapter over the years.
We are proud of what you do and how you represent us gentlemen.
Salute!!!chief editor, Troy Errthum [dchi(at)errthum.com] |
COLUMN 1 GIRL
ABT RUSH ADVISOR ARRESTED FOR TERRORISM
Here is a picture of Todd Elliott moments before his arrest at Hoover Dam. A
distraut Todd was worked into a frenzy as authorities hauled him away. "I
had the biggest catfish ever" Todd later revealed that he went to the
Hoover Dam to specifically catch a big fish. "The smoked carp that we have
been getting over here on the eastside (of Waterloo) isn't cutting it anymore. I guess I
thought I could bring a smile to the patrons at the Lighthouse Lounge if I
could bring them some better quality of fish." It should be noted that Troy
Beam was also present, but refused to acknowledge Elliott, "...what with
that goatee and all."
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DELTA CHI OPENS DAYCARE
This picture was taken at the opening of the new Northern Iowa Delta Chi Daycare Center.
For a philanthropy project, all the actives are taking a shift during the day to watch kids.
Even pets are allowed and will be watched after!
This is the brain child of Brian Kramer and Kyle Mahannah (seen in the middle and on the right).
The program targets those who have a hard time finding sitters for their children so they can attend college, and can't afford all day daycare.
The organizers received a grant to cover the costs and the fee is based on income.
"This is a great opportunity to start rushing early," stated Kramer.
Kyle was quick to quip in, "And, meeting the single mothers is great too!"
THE FULL MONTY
The economy is in recession, people are losing their jobs, money is short, and some will do whatever it takes to make ends meet!
This picture comes from our Las Vegas Bureau, taken in a male strip club.
Sources indicate that these are 4 beloved Northern Iowa Delta Chi Alumni.
But who?
Well we are unable to print the names of these gentlemen until we get their mothers' permission.
But, rest assured, most of us know who they are.
One of them was interviewed while covering himself with only a sock.
He stated that he can't believe how easy it is and how much money he was making.
"I can't believe I wasted all my time at college."
As for the fans that were interviewed in the club, they just stated that the show was "impressive."
CF POLICE RELEASE PICTURE OF WANTED SUSPECT
Just recently Cedar Falls Police Department released this photo of a wanted person for questioning.
It appears to be Jeremy Helmke, but we have been unable to find him for comment.
The police department stated they would like to talk to him about an incident that happened on the hill earlier this Fall.
It appears someone was using a Basset Hound to sniff out 'horny' women on the streets there.
Several feminist groups who's members witnessed the act complained to the police officers on the scene.
At this time there is no arrest planned as all the women involved were unsure about pressing charges.
When pressed further, the Sergeant being interviewed said, "They seemed more interested in getting his phone number."
If you know the where abouts of this man, or his dog (named Copper according to witnesses), call the CFPD immediately.
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